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Joke of the Day

"What do you call conjoined twins with the same name? Sharron."

"They say two heads are better than one But sometimes I just don't need that much lettuce."

"If you're ever cold, just stand in a corner. They're usually 90 degrees."

"What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese? Mi Kase es su Kase."

"My mom's (one ethnicity) & my dad's (another)... So I guess you could say that makes me a (shitty, lazy comedian!)"""

"Did you hear that Zsa Zsa Gabor was suing the doctor who amputated her leg? ...The Judge threw out the case because she didn't have a leg to stand on."

"Stupidity: Running over a string 10 times with the vacuum cleaner, picking it up, looking at it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance."

"Why did the Seahawks pass the ball? To get to the other side!"

"I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."

"Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks."