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Joke of the Day
"I was in a near-sex experience. My wife flashed before my eyes."
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"Fellaz: Commenting on and liking every other half-naked girl's Facebook picture makes you look damn thirsty! Have some dignity or buy some."
"How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"How do you start an insect race ? One two flea - go"
"An old lady standing in line at a bank machine asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over."
"Sleeping guy on the bus has a laughably obvious boner. And now he's waking up. And now he's tweeting about it."
"What do the official USGA rules state when... you and your opponent are looking for his ball, and he claims to have found it, but you know he is lying because you have it in your pocket?"
"What happened to the Mexican after Donald Trump was elected? [removed]"
"If you love Christmas so much... *Why don't you merry it?*"
"The best curve on a girl is her smile... Naw just kiddin, look at dat ass."