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Joke of the Day
"Say what you want about Bill Clinton's Presidency... But he was always hard at work."
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"Fun DIY Project Even YOU Can Do Step 1: Flip over empty wine bottle Step 2: Use base as weapon"
"Shark Who Attacked Surfer: ""I Was Just Trying To Impress My Girlfriend"""
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The blonde keeps sucking after you slap her."
"What toy should you never buy a Jewish child? A Bulldozer!"
"6.9 what is 6.9? a really great thing ruined by a period"
"What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack? They both sleep all night and whack all day!"
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't really know Y"
"I accidentally swallowed a contact lens today... I've never seen my colon with such clarity before."
"Common sense: Walk away. Me: No."