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Joke of the Day
"[trying to talk to girl] Ha so you from around here? ""Ya"" Cool me too. I love planet earth"
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"Never throw sunglasses in an argument. If they land perfectly on your opponent's face there is no known comeback."
"Cat Negotiator: Ok, so we'll shit in a box in your house and you will clean it up Humans: And you will be a loyal friend Cat: hahahaha sure"
"I heard a joke today that made me shit myself. It was just a bit of self-defecating humor."
"I don't like using the locker room at the gym cuz the guys always stare when they notice my gym bag is filled with lasagna"
"Two deer are leaving a gay bar... and one say to the other in disappointment ""man, I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there"""