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Joke of the Day

"Remember, it's not a real paleo diet unless you're eating mammoth every day."

"What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string? Stopping it with a shovel!"

"What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)? Long Gone Silver... /drops mic"

"I'm starting a fight club... First rule is tell everyone you know because I have no members yet"

"Spanish class joke: What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner? JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry."

"U know ur self esteem is low when a girl rejects you and u completely agree with them and support their decision."

"How do you get a hippie pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."

"I am never too old to redecorate your garden gnomes in the middle of the night."

"Why would peter pan make a terrible pilot Because he'd neverland."

"Every single cat would kill you if it was big enough. Think about THAT when you are deciding between name brand cat food and the generic."