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Joke of the Day

"Wedding photographer's slogan: Take a picture of your marriage. It will last longer."

"I bought a new stick of deodorant today and the instructions say to remove the top and push up bottom I can barely walk now but when I fart the room smells lovely"

"I'm not racist. I treat everybody like they're black."

"A local convent, which had no security system, suffered a kidnapping. No fence, nun taken."

"FRIDAY is my second favorite F word."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

"Joke What do Twitter drama and football have in common? They are both interesting to watch."

"They say when you shave it grows back thicker. Can't wait to see my new cock."

"Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape? She was tired of raisin kids."

"I got in an argument with Kobe Bryant. I now have Kobe Beef."