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Joke of the Day

"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"

"""What were you before you came to school boys and girls?"" asked the teacher hoping that someone would say ""babies."" She was disappointed when all the children cried out ""Happy!"""

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!"

"Their are two sides to a political argument. Right wing and wrong wing."

"Wife: how much did it cost to rent that bouncy castle? Me: I dunno. Buying it wasn't cheap tho"

"Why are bank offices so cold? They're trying to freeze their assets."

"What breed will Donald Trumps dog be if he wins the election? A Border Collie"

"What do you call an Irishman with a dangerous bacterial infection? A leperchaun! :D"

"Turkey Is going to get served very soon"

"Trees put cats in their hair so they can flirt with firefighters when they climb up them."