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Joke of the Day
"I Made Myself A Belt Out Of Watches It Was A Real Waist Of Time"
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"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast."
"Why did the shark swim in circles? He had a nosebleed."
"Teacher: Where is the English Channel? Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up"
"How do you silence a group of women? Bring out your camera."
"9 out of 10 dentists will agree to anything you want them to for 100 bucks."
"A wine tasting? Where people SPIT OUT precious wine?! Sure, maybe we could go to the humane society and watch them put puppies to sleep too."
"Kanye running for president."
"What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike? A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it."
"Knock Knock Who's there? You are (Directed by M night Shayamalan)"