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Joke of the Day
"How do you silence a group of women? Bring out your camera."
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"Can't live without your coffee? Tweet about it!"
"The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2014."
"Do you know what a pirate's favorite letter is? Most people think its ""R"" but it's really the ""C."""
"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows. But everyone's got an opinion."
"What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan? Tajweed"
"My kids are always accusing me of having a ""favorite child"" which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them."
"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a super creepy movie."
"Sometimes when people talk to me, I scream and beat my chest. It not only establishes dominance, but tells them to go away."
"What is the poor part of Italy called? The spaghetto"