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Joke of the Day
"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast."
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"The rain is pounding so hard I'm kind of jealous."
"What sound does a Turkey make? ""coup coup"""
"Texting while driving: Bad. Wrestling a shark while driving: STILL LEGAL! WOOHOOO!!!"
"My girlfriend might not be the sharpest girl around. I accidentally left my phone at her house last night. I went back over to get it and saw she had texted me 5 times telling me I forgot it."
"Fill in the blank: Friends are like_____ mine is ""Friends are like trees, if you hit them with an axe they fall over."""
"10 year old: What was it like? Me: What was what like? 10: Being alive in the 1900's? Me: Go to your room."
"sorry, standing outside your house with a sign that says ""prom?"" was probably a confusing way to ask u what prom means"
"What's the difference between stew haters and steers."
"Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark."