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Joke of the Day
"Kanye running for president."
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"There are two muffins in an oven. The one muffin says to the other one, ""Woah, a silent muffin!"""
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"Why are teenage girls so odd? Because they can't even"
"[NSFW] A good crime sentence is... ...be made to fuck a ratchet"
"What did the ram say as his lover lay on her deathbed? There will never be another ewe."
"Whats a tacticians favorite cut of meat? Flank"
"What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people."
"What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ? Weight for it..."
"""Hey, long time. Wassup?"" should be auto-corrected to ""Dude. Can you do me a favor?"""