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Joke of the Day
"What is a punny play? A play on words."
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"Whenever I hear someone died of natural causes, I think, ""Wait a minute. I have that."""
"Life Goals Me at 14 - get a girl to like me, figure out how to have sex Me at 34 - get a girl to like me, figure out how to have sex"
"Never Give Up! by Percy Vere"
"I changed the tranny in my 69 Camaro. Now he has a brand new dress!"
"i saw a license plate yesterday that said 'i miss new york,' so i smashed their window and stole their radio"
"My girlfriend, concerned, asked me if I'm an alcoholic. I said ""Of course not sweetie."" ""Alcoholics go to meetings."""
"You know what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket? Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!"
"Are you spectacularly unfunny? But have heard the way funny people talk? Ever considered a career in morning radio?"
"My friend H has some good jokes But hes almost always silent."