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Joke of the Day
"What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old? doesn't matter... must not look down.."
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"Nuts on a wall What do you call nuts on a wall? Wall nuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chest nuts What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth"
"pizza is my favorite winter activity"
"""Look guide here are some LION tracks."" ""Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."""
"I've seen suns that weren't as bright as my cell phone is at 6AM."
"Mom, i'm going out -You are not going out with that mini skirt. -But why? -Because they can see your balls, David."
"What do a baby and a martini have in common? I prefer both of them shaken"
"What do you call a fear of deadly snakes? Common sense."
"When you're in a Google Drev with the KKK So today I was working in groups with the KKK :^) http://imgur.com/mNG0RMi"
"90% of your body is water. 6% is delusion. 4% is lies."