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Joke of the Day

"90% of your body is water. 6% is delusion. 4% is lies."

"Today I am choosing to stay positive and kind to anyone I encounter today, except vampires."

"LPT: For those of you that always feel the need to click on every link (and end up wasting a lot of time on the internet).. ...gotcha."

"Hello, Atheist Ghostbusters? Yes? I have a ghost in my bathroom. No, you don't. Oh, right. Thanks so much! That's why we're here."

"Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics? It was I, **RIO**!!!"

"Somebody in here smells really good. I will hunt you down. I will sniff you."

"It's kinda corny... What did baby corn say to momma corn? ""Where's pop corn?"""

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Because if you purchase one of their computers, you won't be able to afford health insurance"

"""Do you know what this room needs? At least four paintings of lighthouses!"" white people"

"What do a glass of water and an Atheist have in common? Jesus can make them both wine."