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Joke of the Day

"Mom, i'm going out -You are not going out with that mini skirt. -But why? -Because they can see your balls, David."

"The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England."

"I lost my favorite ash tray. Child Protective Services took him."

"Most of my workday is me thinking what my couch is doing right now."

"Donald trumps next book should be called ... The gift of the grab."

"What do you tell someone who constantly uses the word ""of"" instead of ""have""? Fuck of"

"I used to only listen to classical music... ...but now I think outside of the Bachs."

"Young McDonald had a time machine... ...and warned his future self about letter based songs."

"I could never join the army because I'd never be able to figure out what time it is."

"What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian? A pair of jeans only has one fly on it"