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Joke of the Day

"I've seen suns that weren't as bright as my cell phone is at 6AM."

"As an adult, I have to do some lame things like pay bills & have responsibilities. But I can also eat ice cream for dinner."

"If you really think about it, Jewish people are actually pretty solid nah just kidding, they're all gas"

"I've just found out I can have sex at 65 I live at number 59 so it's only a short walk!"

"Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!"

"Who doesn't like lincoln logs john wilkes blocks"

"What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals? Zoolander"

"What is the difference between a sock and a camera? A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos."

"*Trains lightning bugs to spell* Karen, they have a message for u WILL YOU M- ""Omg Yes!"" OVE OUT? Oh good. Here I packed your bags already."

"Who do you call when theres a fly in your house? The SWAT team"