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Joke of the Day

"Reporter: What went wrong in the Challenger launch? NASA: have you ever built a space ship? Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard"

"What's the difference between 365 used condoms and a tire? One's a goodyear and the other is a great year."

"What's a bartender's favorite book? Tequilla mocking bird."

"Eating a block of cheese is probably the most delicious way to figure out it's time to get some groceries."

"What's Irish and sits outside? Paddy O'furniture"

"The cashier is telling me to ""have a nice day,"" but judging by her tone she wants me to ""die in a tire fire."""

"TIL the propeller on a plane is a fan to keep the pilot cool When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating!"

"So a father comes into his sons room.. And asks him: How are you? His son then answers: I'm fine thanks."

"What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American."

"When they say, ""life is like a box of chocolates"", what they really mean is, ""life is like a box of shit disguised as chocolates""."