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Joke of the Day

"So a father comes into his sons room.. And asks him: How are you? His son then answers: I'm fine thanks."

"What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !"

"Why did the wave fail the driving test? It kept crashing on the beach."

"We were watching The Discovery Channel on the couch. I was naked. She was afraid. I guess I should have probably introduced myself first."

"What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend? ""IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"""

"Did you hear the one about the man who was run over by a Nissan? He had to pay the altamate price."

"11yo son just walked by. If Axe was a drug, I'd be stoned right now."

"What happened to the Asian man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his his nose."

"Why do black folk carry around ""boomboxes""? it's just their stereo-type!"

"""The prisoner is walking down the stairs,"" Tom said condescendingly. ""It's 9:59,"" Tom said pretentiously. ""I have split personality disorder,"" Tom said being frank."