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Joke of the Day

"Eating a block of cheese is probably the most delicious way to figure out it's time to get some groceries."

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"you're her boyfriend?! That's cool! I'm her manfriend!"
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"A neutron walks into a bar... A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He asks the bartender how much it is. The bartender says ""We don't charge your type here!"""
"Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna? For a self'a steam."
"Yoda: *dies and fades away* Luke: Thank God. I was so sick of his backward talking. Ghost Yoda: Heard that, I did."
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