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Joke of the Day

"TIL the propeller on a plane is a fan to keep the pilot cool When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating!"

"What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common? Both are measured in revolutions per minute."

"To the girl with the nazi swastika avi that just rt'd me...... You just rt'd a Jew!!!! Enjoy your evening shalom"

"Beastiality is wrong. Neigh means neigh."

"What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease? Ma'lady"

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'm gonna give these two a lift."

"I donated a large amount of money to a rape clinic.. I wouldn't take no as an answer"

"What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients? ex-spearmints"

"Before I workout, I like to warm up with 10 sets of selfie's."

"What does a Boko Haram terrorist become after getting his throat slit? Boko Halal."