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Joke of the Day
"How bad does an atheist smell? Ungodly"
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"Marriage is like Disneyland. Magical at first but then you realize that there's someone else in the Mickey suit."
"Like this if you can't think of a clever status either..."
"A man goes to a barber shop... ""How much for a haircut?"" ""$20"" answers the barber. ""What about shaving?"" ""$10"" ""Okay, shave my head, please."""
"Knock knock joke from my 10 year old cousin. Knock knock. **Who's there?** Police. **Police who?** Police let me in, its cold out here!"
"Me: But I'm sweaty, I'm anxious, my heart rate is up Doctor: This is the 3rd visit I've had to tell you I can't treat being offended online"
"My son has the worst altitude ever. He's defiant, rude and floating like six feet off the ground."
"Don't you guys think that Team America: World Police predicted the terrorist attack in france?"
"This just in: A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris... ... Effectively crippling the French military."
"Roses are gray, violets are gray, tulips are gray Im a dog."