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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to a barber shop... ""How much for a haircut?"" ""$20"" answers the barber. ""What about shaving?"" ""$10"" ""Okay, shave my head, please."""

"Grandma complained that no one ever calls, so I put a ""How's My Driving?"" bumper sticker on her car...The phone pretty much rings off the hook now."

"I swear to god dude, if you say ""But what if we get arrested?"" One more time you're out of the group."

"Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman A good example: ""I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!"""

"Mimosa's The morning after pill for an alcoholic's hangover."

"What rock group have four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore."

"What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas? Rice."

"What does the average male have in common with a Velociraptor? They both have a six inch retractable claw."

"Hey, having a good conversation with the cashier? Great. Hurry the fuck up. We have lives, sort of."

"Collection Litter by Phil D Basket"