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Joke of the Day
"Don't you guys think that Team America: World Police predicted the terrorist attack in france?"
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"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head. (Get the reference?)"
"Gets in shower Washes hair Thinks about a tweet Forgets if washed hair Washes hair Gets out of shower Forgets tweet"
"If Royce Da 5'9 gave up his career in rapping.. He'd become Royce Da 9-5. ^^^^Mixed ^^^^up ^^^^the ^^^^numbers ^^^^last ^^^^time."
"Dear Father Christmas could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!"
"Boss: go to hell Me: so stay? or leave? I'm confused"
"Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team"
"Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party? He was a square."
"All my friends clubbed together and got me a sweater I would've preferred a moaner or a screamer, but you can't have it all"
"How do dinosaurs like their chicken? RAWWWWWWWW!!!!"