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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock joke from my 10 year old cousin. Knock knock. **Who's there?** Police. **Police who?** Police let me in, its cold out here!"

"It was the busta rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes"

"Every now and then I like to do a complete check of my financial situation. Yep, still nothing'."

"I don't get new car smell air fresheners Your '98 Ford Taurus isn't fooling anyone"

"How does a CANDU reactor work? By believing in itself."

"Don't send me a face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked."

"the united states russia argentina and germany walk into a bar...... germany turns to argentina and says ""hey wanna go into the country with me"" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH get it?"

"No one loves their kids equally. I use a curve system."

"A girl at my work is going to be having a baby. I haven't decided which one yet though."

"What do you call a white Arab prince? A milk sheikh"