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Joke of the Day

"Now the Fine Bros are suing Steven Spielberg He had to make the cast re-act 12 times before they had a viable take for the scene"

"What's white on top and black at the bottom? Society"

"Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head."

"What goes in hard and comes out soft and sticky? Gum."

"What is a King's favourite piece of Golf Equipment? His Royal Tee"

"How do blind doctors deliver babies? With a can't c-section."

"I accidentally mixed the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in with the regular butter and NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE!"

"How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read below] How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read title]"

"The banana apologized to the apple. You're very sweet, but I'm sorry I don't find you a**peel**ing [I know this was terrible. I guess this wasn't your taste.](#s)"

"I always dream about her every morning ""because i usually sleep in morning classes"""