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Joke of the Day

"What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball? The harder you hit them, the more english you get out."

"Me getting kicked out of my feminist group was all just a big misterunderstanding."

"Kidnapping Did you hear about the local kidnapping at the school? It's fine, he woke up."

"Hey dad I'm tired! There's a nap for that. :)"

"My friends wanted to play a board game but we couldn't find a game that we were all in the mood for. We finally settled on Catan."

"What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises? Daytrogen."

"I need to borrow some cheese can I get a provolone?"

"Girl: How long is your dick? Me: I'm not sure I only have 1 ruler"

"Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day? Because he's a little prick!"

"Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits? Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free."