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Joke of the Day

"What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball? The harder you hit them, the more english you get out."

"A polite penis stands up when a lady wants to sit down"

"Yet another ""No DMs"" bio. All this civil rights progress but bigotry against Dungeon Masters is still tolerated."

"Canadian bird watching is pretty depressing... It's hard to see these birds all aloon."

"What do you call a fat pedophile? Molesterol"

"All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is, intelligent men don't get into relationships."

"Why is it the less money someone makes the better they are at reproducing?"

"What is a pirate's favorite class in school? Arrrrrrt class."

"I like my women like I like my M.C. Escher paintings Impossibly proportioned"

"Me...Lazy? Don't get me started!"