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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a doctor's office... ...with corn in his ears, a carrot shoved up his nose and a potato in his butt. Doctor says, ""Buddy, you're not eating right..."""

"I said hi to a feminist yesterday My court date is tomorrow"

"Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life? They were on the Earth before it was cool."

"How do programmers get a sixpack? int[][] abs = new int[2][3]"

"What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!"

"Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters."

"Just to throw my other white friends off, I'll say shit like, ""Don't be sayin' that kinda shit in front of my black ass!"""

"Throw me to the wolves and they'll come back with cute names, little sweaters & an affinity for baby talk."

"Every time I drive by a church my Praydar goes fucking ballistic."

"What's the difference between a white orgy and a black orgy? Five black people having sex is only considered a threesome."