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Joke of the Day
"Customer: Waiter this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh sir."
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"I just cancelled my gym membership It wasn't working out."
"If I were Santa Claus, I'd have my agent be like ""He's not doing it this year if Ronald McDonald is going to be there in that shoe car."""
"Just heard the phrase naturally boneless chicken and that'll keep me awake tonight."
"What's the difference between the 3 Stooges and my penis? Girls don't laugh at the 3 Stooges"
"Have you heard the one about the jellyfish? It's a real no-brainer."
"A Mexican bear walks into a bar He stretches, yawns, then says ""Oso tired"""
"I hate it when I go to hide out from my kids in the walk-in closet & my husband is already in there hiding out from me."
"Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry? they have too many ohms to be good conductors."
"Ever wonder why African dating agencies are so successful? The clients always click"