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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the NFL player who went to prison? He went in a tight end and came out a wide receiver."

"What did the Duracell Bunny get arrested for? Assault and battery"

"My uncle Fred used to say "" What you can't hear can't harm you"" *used to* He was killed by ninjas."

"My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much... What a stupid thing to Fallout 4."

"What's more covered in sweat than a marathon runner at the end of a race? Josh Duggar at a family reunion."

"what do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."

"Losing your virginity is a lot like learning to ride a bike... Dad is holding you from behind the whole time"

"It's a good thing Harambe got shot.... Dicks out for dead kids just doesn't sound good"

"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles"

"[interview] BOSS: Any special skills? ME: Skills? BOSS: Like strengths ME: Oh right. I'd say my vocabulary BOSS: Hm... ME: That means words"