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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you a compressed file? 'cause I wanna unzip you and open you up."
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"please tell me that when we defeat ISIS they will have to become WASWAS"
"Have you ever ordered a honeymoon salad? Lettuce Alone."
"What does Korean food taste like? Chinese food."
"What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted? ""Brigham Young"""
"The Welsh are a very shy people They're really quite sheepish..."
"i just foumd out that humpty dumpty is suposed to be an egg. nowhere in the humpty dumpty poem does it say that humpty dumpty is a egg"
"Want to hear a joke? . . . The WNBA! Want to hear another? Women's Rights"
"When everyone was giving apples to their teachers, I was the one giving cucumbers... Still to this day, Mr. Smith won't look me in the eyes."
"An Australian travels to Houston for business, and sees who he suspects to be a famous football player. So he decides to ask him.... You Watt, mate?"