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Joke of the Day
"Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing? He didn't want to get hippothermia."
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"I got my kid a cat as a present, but it died before X-mas... Now I'm stuck taking care of a cat"
"Why are fat people so rich? Because they have lots of pounds."
"Poop jokes... are the shit."
"What's the difference between batman and a blackman? Batman can go to the store with out robin."
"My son asked my wife what true love was ""It's spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'll miss them"""
"A Zen student asked his master, ""Is it OK to use email?"" ""Yes,"" replied the master, ""But no attachments."""
"I wish someone would leave a horse's head in my bed so that when my kids sneak up on me in the morning, I can be like, BAM, horse's head."
"I've been making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland... the flag is big plus."
"grey matter What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant."