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Joke of the Day

"Whoever made the almond-milk carton the exact same shape as the chicken-broth carton should have to eat this cereal."

"What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen? He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher."

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because oxygen is free."

"You know, I love the ocean I think in a past life I was a semen"

"""Where's my money?"" - a loan shark ""Where are my friends? - alone shark"

"Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from? Me"

"I used to work in a bakery, didn't really enjoy it and the pay wasn't great... I just kneaded the dough I'm sorry, I'll leave now..."

"Skrillex used to play string instruments in the orchestra, until he dropped the bass."

"The ironic but 'real' dangers of immunisations Kid immunised for measles. The next day he dies from the shot."

"I don't like how far I have to scroll down when I enter my birth year online."