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Joke of the Day

"Whoever made the almond-milk carton the exact same shape as the chicken-broth carton should have to eat this cereal."

"What's the difference between people who voted for Trump, and those that didn't? On average, about $30,000 in student debt."

"How to tell if someone has Rhotacism? Ask them to pronounce it."

"They say a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush But a penis in the bush is better than two in the hand any day."

"Which blood type was created by mistake? Type O."

"My friend lives on a court with a sign, ""No outlet."" I wonder where he plugs in his TV?"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass"

"I just heard my friend suffocated working at a nescafe factory. I was worried he suffered but luckily, it was instant."

"Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog? Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ..."

"My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her So I hit her over the head with my Xbox."