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Joke of the Day
"Which blood type was created by mistake? Type O."
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"""My computer just crashed"" is going to be a much more serious statement when self-driving cars are the norm"
"A kleptomaniac was walking down the street one day and I saw a man waving a white stick.. so he stole it when the man wasnt looking.."
"So you're all Obama fans now? Name 3 of his albums."
"What's the best part of having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of 'em."
"Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory? Because Orange is the New Black."
"Wife: Did you pay the mortgage yet? Me: Do you think surfers in India are called Hindudes? Wife: What? Me: What? Communication is hard"
"I hate the Blacks in my neighborhood. Mr. Black is a douche. Mrs. Black is a slut. And the kids are the worst."
"If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless."
"If you message me with thanks, please include what you're thanking me for. I've been counting my money and sniffing my fingers all morning."