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Joke of the Day
"Which blood type was created by mistake? Type O."
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"Why did the comedian cross the road? To tell me this joke."
"r u a sheep becus ur baaaaad"
"How did the king die? He had a bad heir day"
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, who can swim the English Channel? Clever Dick."
"I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too."
"I really don't appreciate ghosts coming back from the dead just to tell me I'm doing a bad job. Boooooo"
"What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming."
"What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico? Baby cedar"
"What did Adolf Hitler get his niece for her birthday? An easy bake oven. i don't give two shits if you heard this before or if this is a repost, this is mainly for shits and giggles =)"