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Joke of the Day

"My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her So I hit her over the head with my Xbox."

"""Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday and it said that I needed an upgrade."""

"I, for one, is a pretty weak Scrabble play."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !"

"Ex (trying to make me jealous): I'm going to a party, everyone's drinking, laughing, and having fun! Me: that'll all stop once you show up"

"When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky. They're always 20 years behind everything. Mark Twain"

"A man went to the doctors... He said ""Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains"" The doctor had him sectioned and detained under the Mental Health Act"

"what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? father's day"

"friend: let's meet up soon me: *in the crow's nest of a ship docking outside your house* when though"

"Why can't you run in a campground? Because you ran: It's past tents. I'll show myself out."