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Joke of the Day

"My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her So I hit her over the head with my Xbox."

"I slept with a slut that liked to twist words... I forget her name, so I just refer to her as ""Whorenadoe"""

"Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's."

"Insomnia sufferers, look on the bright side. only three more sleeps until christmas."

"Next time at a public swimming pool just stop, look around & ask yourself: ""Is there anyone here that I would want to take a bath with?"""

"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldnt change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction!"

"TIL that the average mans penis is still larger than the recent study of average global penis size."

"What do they eat on the set of a chick flick? Romcomnoms"

"Nobody claims to like cancer when they're first diagonosed But after a while, it tends to grow on you."

"Why do teenagers want to work for Intel? Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even"