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Joke of the Day

"I'm kind of like a fireman. I turn the hoes on."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9"

"The difference between a comedian and a psycopath is good delivery"

"I showed up to my girlfriend's house. She said, ""Why, don't you look nice!?"" I said, ""Thanks."" ""It wasn't a compliment."" she added."

"Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10? Because windows 7 8 9"

"I choked on a carrot earlier and all I could think of is that a donut wouldn't have done that to me."

"Your mom is so dumb. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer."

"Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv? Because in space, no one can hear you stream."

"My dream guy is hot, funny and smart. And he'll ask me to marry him with a green lantern ring. And he has powers. And a castle. And Yoshi."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't."