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Joke of the Day
"What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory? Two test tickles"
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"Why can't the Americans play chess? Because they're missing two towers."
"What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wassa B."
"What's the most musical part of a fish? Its scales."
"All I want from Uber is to be driven around until I fall asleep, carried over the driver's shoulder into my home, and tucked into bed"
"Why is Helium so trustworthy? Because HE's noble."
"My computer said hello to me It's a Dell."
"What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk? (OC) An utter disappointment"
"I require Latvian Jokes Please, they're so funny."
"A clown tries to get insurance for his company, but the agent says Agent: Sorry, we don't do any funny business here."