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Joke of the Day
"If she says, ""I'm OK,"" you're fine. If she says, ""I'm Fine,"" You're not OK."
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"Your Momma is like Communism no class"
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"If Leonardo da Vinci posted the Mona Lisa on Instagram today, it would get 30 likes, tops."
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
"I only eat mean animals: shark, crocodile, jerk chicken, etc."
"I'm thinking about going to the male pornstar tryouts... ... but I heard there's some stiff competition."