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Joke of the Day

"What does ""fingering a girl"" and ""using a chainsaw"" have in common? [NSFW] If you hold at the wrong position your finger goes down the shitter."

"When I go to Burger King, I like to get a Whopper and a Whopper jr. then make the Whopper watch as I eat the Whopper jr."

"Why Hitler was late to work? He accidently didn't took the second left but the third Reich."

"I bought an official Craig David fridge recently, and it's useless! It only chills on Sundays!"

"If an Islamic man is murdered, what do you call it? A Muhommid-cide."

"GUY 1: Why can't we skip rope without society judging us? GUY 2: What if we occasionally beat the crap out of each other? Boxing is born."

"Your momma's so fat....she tried to upload a selfie to the Internet and got an error ""Not Enough Storage Space"""

"The Bartender says, we don't serve time-travelers here! A time traveler walks into a bar."

"Son: ""Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: *clenches fists Mom: ""don't..."" Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: ........ Dad: ""HI GAY. I'M DAD"""

"What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ? A masochist"