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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hand job from Stephen Hawking? A stroke of Genius."

"How can you tell when a bicycist comes to a complete stop? He puts his foot down."

"What's Forrest Gumps Favorite Password? 1Forrest1"

"Clever yo mama jokes The title says it all. Heres one: Yo mama so fat that light bends around her."

"Did you guys hear the joke about the stunt man's flame? It was retarded"

"When answering a Craigslist ad, clarify the meaning of ""XXX fun"" up front or else you could end up playing Nintendo with a large woman."

"How did we go from crappy gas station coffee to ""Yes I'll pay $7 for you to put that in a cup for me""?"

"What does the Rose iphone 7 and the Titanic have in common? They both lost Jack."

"Chris Brown is Selling his pitbulls. he doesn't want to live with something that can fight back."

"I'm always a little disappointed when I walk away from my car and it doesn't explode after I press the lock button."