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Joke of the Day
"Clever yo mama jokes The title says it all. Heres one: Yo mama so fat that light bends around her."
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"One time I bought these shoes from a drug dealer, and I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"
"A couple in therapy The wife: ""I'm just tired of him getting sayings wrong."" The therapist: ""Do you really do that?"" The husband: ""Oh, cry me a table!"""
"Google News now awards ""Badges"" for viewing stories. Also, remember: if you manage to finish one novel without pictures,...you get ice cream!"
"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it :)"
"Companies should make camouflage condoms... So they never see you comin"
"A sick Patient Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
"I love my kids like I love my flour... Self-raising."
"First woman on Moon: -Huston, we have a problem? What? -Never mind What's the problem? -Nothing Please tell us? -You know what's the problem"
"Why does America spell some words differently? They said ""We can do it without u, Britain."""