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Joke of the Day
"What did the one suicide bomber say to the other.... Baby you're a firework."
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"My Russian friend came to visit me Vladislav? Baby Don't Hurt Me...."
"I clocked this beautiful woman earlier. I'll probably never see her againit was a pretty big clock."
"The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you would actually kill me."
"yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!"
"What do politicians and sperm have in common? About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human."
"Why do cows have hooves and not feet? Because they lactose."
"My girlfriend doesn't want to drop acid with me. She's acting like a basic bitch."
"""Lets put the slowest computer ever into the gas pump & make people answer 15 questions before we allow them to pump gas"" - Pump Engineers"
"I'm not heartless, I've just learned how to use my heart less..."