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Joke of the Day
"What's Forrest Gumps Favorite Password? 1Forrest1"
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"Did you hear that Trump said he'd eliminate food safety regulations? It's the only way they can bring Trump steaks back."
"How about a game? You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP?). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points."
"Whiteboards are remarkable"
"I bought a thesaurus at a store today. Brought it home to find all the pages were blank... I have no words to describe how angry I am"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints"
"For those who don't speak Spanish: ""Cinco de Mayo"" means ""hold the mayo."""
"*Frankenstein arrives with his monster at a bodybuilding contest* ""Oh, you meant... you meant it like... ugh. Well that was a waste of time"""
"Snake and the lizard Did you hear about the snake and lizard? Turns out they moved. Yeah, they scored an upscale apartment."
"If my kid vanished on a plane like in that Jodie Foster movie I'd spend maybe 2-3 hrs enjoying the legroom & quiet before I started looking."