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Joke of the Day

"What's Forrest Gumps Favorite Password? 1Forrest1"

"What do you call someone obsessed with France A ouiaboo"

"What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak? I'd like to buy an owl"

"Me: ""You didn't tell me that."" Them: ""Yes I did, four times while you were staring at your phone."" Me (looks up): ""I'm sorry, what?"""

"What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in."

"You may think a squirt of water in the face is the best way to reprimand cats but turns out it works pretty well on people too."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belinda ! Belinda who ? Belinda church steeple !"

"Did you hear the one about Dorian Gray's stool sample? That shit NEVER gets old."

"So proton calls up electron and says, ""Electron! It's proton, where the hell are you?"" And electron says, ""Um, I don't know. But I can tell you were I probably am!"""

"So I fired my sphere maker... He kept cutting corners."