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Joke of the Day

"My SO and I recently decided we don't want to have kids... I think the kids are taking it the hardest"

"How to clean your keyboard aaaaaaaa'kdnf...........,mnnbcvxeuw8301435555555556789+0 zx,cmmmmmmmmmvnsdbasfkoljfsw"

"What's in Poison Ivy's underpants? Tulips."

"Two nuns... There are two nuns in a bath. One says, ""where's the soap?"" The other says, ""it does rather, doesn't it!"""

"What do you call 2 Chainz when he gets fat? 2 Chinz"

"""Why are the good ones always taken?"" - Me, staring at the assorted cookie tray"

"I was really moved by The Great Gatsby. Specifically, to the theater showing Iron Man 3."

"What do you call an egg that cures cancer? A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son."

"we call em houseplants like thats where they belong but its just where we put em thats like if u threw me in the sewer & called me sewer boy"

"To a struggling artist: ""Don't give up... ...the day job."""