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Joke of the Day

"My SO and I recently decided we don't want to have kids... I think the kids are taking it the hardest"

"How do you say virgin in German? Guten tight ( )"

"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"I told my friend I hope to deliver a joke half as well as her some day. Sadly, we men will never know the joys of childbirth."

"You guys wanna hear something really corny? Syrup."

"A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, ""I don't know. It all happened so fast."""

"Me: my fitbit broke Sales Guy: how Me: i put it on my dog's tail and asked him who's a good boy Sales Guy: if i give you a new one can i see"

"My fairy godmother asked me ""Do you want a long penis or a long memory?"" I don't remember my answer"

"Did you hear Peter Dinklage got pickpocketed? Who would stoop that low?"

"What comes after Z? A question mark."