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Joke of the Day

"It would be nice if for once i got a thank you... ...when I serve breakfast in bed instead of ""who are you"" and ""how did you get in here""."

"I went to a Grateful Dead concert last night. They played for 18 hours. It was a good song."

"""Wow, you look like shit this morning."" ""Really? That's funny because I was totally going for the urination look."""

"Doing sexual favors for spaghetti dinners ...makes you a pastatute"

"Our breakfast is GEGS. Scrambled EGGS"

"For me sex is like a game singleplayer"

"Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids, here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?"

"What did Miss Piggy's boyfriend do after he found out she was unfaithful? Kermit suicide."

"Scroll no further, as it only get worse from here..."

"What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop."