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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time? A widow"
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"How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? About 9 months."
"A hindu murderer was diagnosed with cancer He had murdered 7 children and knew he was going to be reincarnated as a moth due to bad karma. So he reposted old jokes on reddit"
"Stop, drop and roll if your clothes are on fire or if you spot your ex under the mistletoe."
"Difference between inlaw and vultures What is the difference between in-law and vultures? - Vultures attack first, when you are dead. edit: In-law mean's ''Girlfriend/boyfriend's mother''"
"I scare off men like I'm some kind of evil clown hiding in their closet. ""I'm not a clown!"" I shouted as I sniffed his sweater vest."
"The easiest way to confuse a woman is to give her a choice."
"What do a porn star and an IT security analyst have in common? Both do penetration testing."
"So I got a little drunk last night. I was out on my porch yelling ""Get off of my lawn!"" at my wife's yard gnomes."
"*bumps into cute girl while typing on calculator* oops! got a bit carried away inventorying my lizards *makes sure she sees the 99999999999*"