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Joke of the Day

"A hindu murderer was diagnosed with cancer He had murdered 7 children and knew he was going to be reincarnated as a moth due to bad karma. So he reposted old jokes on reddit"

"I had my first UFO experience this morning I walked into the kitchen and said to the missus ""Morning fat ass"". Next thing there were flying saucers coming at me from everywhere!"

"Why are gays never really supressed? Cuz they always stick it to the man!"

"Have you heard about that new movie with the poop? Constipated? Naw, that's never gonna come out."

"You want to know the only thing wrong with rap music? It doesn't have a C in front of it."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siamese Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical instruments"

"What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"

"What happens to communists who are late to class? The get marxed tardy."

"What I don't understand is, how did Jabba the Hutt become so powerful? He's just a fat, lecherous crook. Wait"

"Why was the Energizer Bunny in court? Because it was charged with battery."