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Joke of the Day

"Stop, drop and roll if your clothes are on fire or if you spot your ex under the mistletoe."

"DON'T shoot for the moon if you miss, you will land among the stars alone and asphyxiating"

"How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they would rather keep you in the dark!"

"I didn't know what to wear to my Premature Ejaculation Society meeting... So I just came in my pants."

"whats the difference betweens a violin and a fiddle? A violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs."

"I clicked on the ""Random"" link in the navigation bar and it brought me to the Toronto Maple Leafs subreddit Guess I mistakenly clicked on the ""Funny"" link in the navigation bar instead."

"SPOILER ALERT: Rice cakes do not contain any actual cake."

"What did the nucleus say to get the electron up? Up and atom!"

"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat."

"What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down? A brunette with bad breath."