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Joke of the Day
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"I really envy Gay couples At least then both people like anal. I have to keep pulling my girlfriends thumb out of my ass."
"Joke of the Day 6/13/14 I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair."
"What comes after huehuehue? satsatsat lumlumlum"
"When your Dad is a math teacher you grow up with jokes like this... Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? A: To get to the same side!"
"Why is Hillary Clinton unfit to be president? Because she doesn't go to the gym"
"Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me of course!"
"Question Does having salt and pepper peubs make my dick look more distinguished?"
"Shot my first turkey today.. scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section..."
"What did Harry Potter say when his waiter gave him the wrong drink? ""Sir, when I buy patron I EXPECTO PATRONUM!"" (Hauls ass towards the exit)"