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Joke of the Day
"Your mother has terrible taste in children."
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"Dentist: ""You need a crown."" - Patient: ""Finally someone who understands me"""
"I think it might be fun to be an idiot-savant... ... but I'm having trouble with the savant part."
"An April fools joke Gotcha April fools"
"I stash my weed in the middle of a bunch of Russian nesting dolls so when the cops are searching for it they give up like after 5 dolls."
"*TSA officer opens my suitcase, disembodied fist pops out and punches him* me: sry sir I forgot I packed a powerful punch *TSA guns me down*"
"Amazing how in the last 30 years, the United States has completely transitioned from an industrial powerhouse to a brunch-based economy."
"an Englishman , Irishman and Scotsman walk in to a bar the bar was set too low."
"The McRib is back. Because you're getting new underwear for Christmas anyway."