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Joke of the Day
"Your mother has terrible taste in children."
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"How do you make an Italian deaf? Tie their hands behind their back."
"What is it called when sensitive medical information about a very fat patient is disclosed? A hippo violation"
"People who tweet a lot of motivational stuff on here are the same people who reminded the teacher she forgot to give out homework."
"That awkward moment when you don't know what to do with your life when you leave the computer, so you just get back on."
"Did you hear what happened to the girl once she went vegan? Her hair turned black."
"That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it."
"No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation."
"*barber hands me the mirror to check the back* ""Looks good!"" I lie, after a few seconds of being unable to get the mirror to angle properly"
"What's the longest word in the world? Smiles. Because there's a mile between each 'S'."