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Joke of the Day
"why did the possum cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."
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"What did Hitler say to the Chinese food delivery guy that stole his Chinese food? MEIN LOMEIN!"
"Life is short. Beat it up and steal its lunch money."
"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac newton died a virgin"
"What was the bear's favourite pick-up line? Hey baby, what's ursine?"
"Lets try it once A husband asks his wife to try anal...she says, Ohhhh that reminds me with the school days."
"how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the back, 2 in the front, ad six million in the ashtray."
"Abortion is a tough issue for me. On one hand I love killing babies but on the other I don't want to give women rights."
"*pays $20 for deluxe car wash* *hits roughly 3,287,998 bugs during 2 mile drive home*"
"My wife ran away with my best friend... My wife ran away with my best friend. I don't know the guy, but he made me a huge favor so I consider him my best friend."